cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via pousssay)

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via beyoncevevo)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via catelina73)

jayceebb:

Favorite spot to watch the sunset

(via misanthropian)

When the three year old goes on a rant

faeriesandlakes:

whenyouhavekids:

image

Still love this

(via foofytanuki)

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

(Source: palmares-politics, via foofytanuki)

taylorswift:

When I haven’t been on Tumblr all day I’m like:

(Source: yodiscrepo, via dreamlandismyparadise)

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

(via ilovegiraffestheyarecool)

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(Source: megustamemes, via ilovegiraffestheyarecool)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via ilovegiraffestheyarecool)

rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

(via itgetsbetterdarling)

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via the-sublime-life)