but do you realize that if I have to call for our food, we aren’t eating
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
w is not a vowel
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
A deeply touching story
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
My 7-year-old daughter has killed spiders for me, and I am not ashamed of the fearsome warrior I am raising.